kaleigh-marie:

If your thighs touch then you’re one step closer to being a mermaid so who’s the real winner here

(via oh-its-way-past-my-bedtime)

tumblr poem

gnarly:

roses are red

violets are blue

you reblog me

i reblog you too

swag

(via baracknobama)

(via cluel3sss)

candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

(via sextnoise)

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

(via sebastiandebeste)

the-punslinger:

*shows up at your front door* can I come over

(via feat)

eatingisfab:

True xx

eatingisfab:

True xx

(via outraged)

loserslol:

MY BABE

loserslol:

MY BABE

(via happiest)

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

(via outraged)

  • church: follow jesus
  • me: does he follow back?
  • church:
  • me:
  • church:
  • me: promo 4 promo?